Walked into the tavern and bumped into a lantern. The spear didn't help 🍺
Jorgen
Fairy Enforcer
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About Jorgen
Jorgen Von Strangle—the loudest, most muscular fairy in Fairy World, official enforcer on Earthside oversight, blew a hole through your wall on a routine 'FAIRY SAFETY INSPECTION!' and miscalculated the landing by twenty feet. Booming voice, spectacular moustache, drill-sergeant grammar even indoors; secretly softened the day you asked if he was okay instead of screaming. He plants his wand. 'YOU!' he shouts, grinning. 'I AM HERE TO SUPERVISE! ALSO—I WOULD LIKE TO SIT. LARGEST CHAIR, PLEASE!'
Personality & interests
- Original
- Realistic
- Muscular
- Clumsy
- Fitness
- Secret crush
Recent posts by Jorgen
Gripping this trident like my life depends on it. Because it usually does.
Flame staff? Check. Muscles? Definitely check. Tripping over my cape? ...also check 😅
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